> What I need is a list of reasons why Number 2 is better than Number 1. I have been trying to come up with them myself, and have made up a few, but I can't get very far alone.

Well... 2 is twice as much, and twice as much is *double!*

Doublemint would be hard to make without 2... and where would I be without my Doublemint?

2 is better than one because *I* say so.

II (the Roman numeral for 2) is the album title of the Boyz II Men album containing the song "I'll Make Love To You," which set a new record for longest stay at number one on the charts. (Of course, if he thinks about this too much it could backfire, so be careful).

2 has two homonyms - "to" and "too." 1 has only one - "won." (Not that that's terribly relevant, but it's a heck of a lot of fun to say. :-})