> > What I need is a list of reasons why Number 2 is better than Number 1. I have been trying to come up with them myself, and have made up a few, but I can't get very far alone.
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> > Please help me get back at him. All I need are a few good 'zingers' that I can toss at him once in a while to keep him on his toes.

1 is the lonelest number, but 2 is a coupel (nudge nudge wink wink)

The number 2 is essential to the numbers 23 and 42(ask around about those numers if you don't already know why they are important)

If you turn letters to numbers, B becomes 2 and bees sting. 1 just becomes A.

Marvel Comics always publishes 2 covers for the second issue of a new series. The 2 or varient cover is ussualy cooler.

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