> > Well, if you already know that, then you wouldn't have been going at it for hours.
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> Okay, please don't consider me a jerk or anything, but JUST TELL ME HOW TO HIT HIM WITH THE SPITOON!!!!! No hints! Non nonsense! GIMME' THE STRAIGHT SPOILER!

Please don't consider you a jerk while you act like a jerk? Look, sorry, but you're not going to get straight answers here. This board is called a HINTS Board. Go click on the "Hall of Fame" link for Outlaws of the Sierra Nevadas. You see the list of people on it? Those people are there because they were patient and persevering about figuring out how to solve this game. Does your name belong there if we tell you what to do? A monkey can follow directions. Actually making use of that brain you have for something other than shouting at people and making rude demands is another matter entirely.

If the game is making you as agitated as you seem, I suggest you stop playing it. Let it go, and walk away. We'll all be happier. It's a win-win all around.

But if you're going to play the game anyway, then you're going to have to do it with the understanding that you don't have a right to be given the solutions to puzzles flat out, and you shouldn't be posting here as if you do. You're not even entitled to hints, but if you ask nicely, somebody here is liable to give some to you.

Like I already did, against what I'm realizing was my better judgment. Do what I said, and you'll be able to get through this puzzle in fine order.