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Posted By: Mousie, on host 199.107.4.10
Date: Friday, October 22, 1999, at 10:48:45
In Reply To: Re: And we're back. posted by Howard on Thursday, October 21, 1999, at 18:40:06:

> > > It might not be fixed yet, Sam. When I click on "Post new message" nothing happens. I'll look for the problem on this end. I hope it isn't because of that really bad joke I posted for Mousie.
> > > Howard
> >
> > Dear Mr Stoddard,
> > Your new "Anti-Howard Joke Detector" has finally arrived and has been installed as per spec. Let us know if you have any further problems.
> > Yours sincerely,
> > Bru..er The Anti-Howard Joke Co Ltd.
>
> And it works better than some old rule.
> Howard

In answer to your really bad joke, let me tell you about the three old ladies on the park bench. A flasher came along, stood right in front of them, and opened his trench coat. Well, the first old lady, she had a stroke, and the second old lady, she had a stroke, and the third old lady.....well, she couldn't reach that far.