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Posted By: Howard, on host 65.6.33.195
Date: Saturday, March 5, 2005, at 16:54:45
In Reply To: Globalization posted by Wedge on Friday, March 4, 2005, at 11:39:42:

> "Question: What is the truest defination of Globalization?
>
> Answer: Princess Diana's death.
>
> Question: How come?
>
> Answer: An English princess
> with an Egyptian boyfriend
> crashes in a French tunnel,
> driving a German car
> with a Dutch engine,
> driven by a Belgian
> who was drunk on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling)
> followed closely by Italian Paparazzi
> on Japanese motorcycles;
> treated by an American doctor,
> using Brazilian medicines.
> This is sent to you by an American,
> using Bill Gates' technology,
> and you're probably reading this on your computer,
> that usues Taiwanese chips,
> and a Korean monitor,
> assembled by Bangladeshi
> workers in a Singapore plant,
> transported by Indian lorry-drivers,
> hijacked by Indonesians,
> unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,
> and trucked to you by Mexicans.
>
> THAT, my friends is Globalization!"
>
> Haha! I found that on someone's journal and thought it was great.
>
> We"hope no one is offended :-)"dge

Aw heck! I was hoping it was an original composition. But I still like it.

When I was a kid, I made this up:
"How can a brown cow eat green grass and give white milk that makes yellow butter?" You may have heard it before, but not before 1942.

Another one of my original ideas that you may have heard before is the use of "well-oiled machine" to describe a basketball team that works well together. I used it in an article that I wrote when I worked for a small daily paper in the 1950's. The next week, I heard a radio announcer use the expression. I remember thinking that at least one person had read my article. Since then, I have heard it on National TV and I've read it in wire service articles.
Howard

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