> > Gahhh!!! -goes completely mad, takes out automatic weapons, goes on wild shooting rampage-
>
> And *that*, folks, is why I wouldn't let him have any weapons during the Great Darien Alien Abduction Trial. If people would only listen, but nooo...everyone else thinks they know better...

And *that* in turn, folks, is the problem *I* intend to solve with the claymore. ;-}