> > Wow - that's great! If you allow me to put that on my web page, then I will forgive and forget!
>
> Sure, just so long as you say it's from me... :-) and let me know where your page is so I can have a look. However, I didn't make it up. It's from a TV show I saw once, but I thought your name fit in quite nicely. Any copyright issues are therefore your own problem, and as your official defender I have to say I don't know any more about that than I do about infidelity.

Geez... after all the shameless self-promotions I've done in the time I've been here, somebody actually *asked* where my web page is! It's at http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Workshop/4672!