> Got some questions for you guys on what you think love is. Don't limit yourself to just thinking of this in terms of romantic love... Think deep and offer reasons for your answers :)
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> What is love?
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Basically, love is the pleasure of your mommy's nipple. As you mature, you associate this pleasure with other forms of nourishment. That is why you can love ice cream and pizza.

How does nipple love morph into romantic, fraternal and spiritual love? Well, man does not live by nipple alone. Our brains associate the first pleasure of the nipple with the subsequent pleasures of laughing with friends, kissing members of the opposite sex and expressing gratitude to God.

Next time you find yourself kissing hot and heavy with someone you are sexually attracted to, imagine if this is how it must have felt when you were sucking your mommy's nipple. If you are a guy, then you will know why you never grow up.