> > > I'm afraid I have to resign my post as Lord-high loser.
>
> There was a title given and I was not informed?

I don't know as it was given so much as it was taken... I just kinda grabbed it. It's up for grabs now, though...

> > > She has posted several times to the RinkForum, though she wouldn't be considered one of the irregular crowd. She posted here *long* before we were together, but I had met her beforehand. Are we still eligible for the bathmat?
>
> Nope.

Sorry, dear. The Power That Is says otherwise. :-}