> >...Cheez Whiz, that nasty tasting Processed American Cheese Food in a spritz can...
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> You're thinking of Easy Cheese. Cheez Whiz is a runny sort of fake cheese glop that usually comes in a glass jar. I used to not mind it much, when I was a child and did childish things, but now that I'm a man I've learned that anything that calls itself "Cheez" is not cheese by any stretch of the imagination.
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You can tell a lot about a refined consumer product by what the maker feels the need to tell you on the package.

In the case of "Processed Cheese Food", they feel they have to remind you, not only that it's cheese, but also that it's food. Scary.

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