> > > > Did anyone happen to catch that Fox special, "The World's Scariest Explosions"? I kid you not. Who watches these specials? Certainly not anyone smart enough to operate a TV dial, let alone a remote control.
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> > > > They should make a 90-minute version of this, set it to music, and... damn, Sam already took my idea.
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> > > > Oh well, I'm optimistic. Maybe next week, Fox will have "World's Most Famous Chess Matches" instead of "Big Shiny Exploding Breasts".
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> > > > Mikey "Waiting for Fox's next thought-provoking masterpiece" S.
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> > > I think the next one should be "World's Coolest Forums." In one clip, we see a user connecting to the Rinkforum. Then either his monitor explodes, a wild animal attacks him, or he's caught red handed using company time to surf the web.
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> > Nah, they've already done that... wait, nevermind, this is FOX we're talking about, sorry. I forgot, they already have 3 "When good times go bad" 5 "The worlds worst drivers" and at least 95% of the time there is something exploding...
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> > Luckily they still provide intelligent entertainment like the simpsons, and the family guy! If it weren't for those shows FOX would be worthless. Of course, I always enjoy explosions, "Big Shiny Exploding Breasts", animals attacking things, and people getting caught on the job (I think they only have 2 of these so far). But in moderation. All of them in an hour is way to much... maybe if they spread them out, like 2 and a half minutes of explosions once every hour... they could build a lot of suspense that way... and have a whole bunch of room for commercials and such...
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> > Jimmy O"I wonder if FOX is hiring"f York
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> Hey! Guess what! I'm watching fox and yet another worlds worst drivers is on!!! I'll see which number it is in about 15 seconds (the maximum amount of time between each 6 minute commercial break)
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> And it is (drum roll) Worlds Worst Drivers Number... awww... It's "Worlds worst drivers AND stupidest criminals" to bad...
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> You know what I just noticed? Of course you do. In english we're learning about writing papers with lots of details for each statement... i think they're called expository (english was never my favorite class, as you can probably tell from my posts) and the writing on this show is TERRIBLE. Every rule that our teacher told us not to break is broken at least three times a minute... anyways, again my post has covered about 7 topics, causing me to forget what i started talking about at the beginning...
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> Jimmy O"I cannt heelp it iff mi speelin is badd"f York

Cant be any worse than mine :o)

Jom"english-class?-lol-never-much-of-that!"meke