> > > This is not a joke. I'm entirely serious.
> >
> > There is no way you're going to convince me that you're *entirely* serious. Maybe partly serious, or only half-joking, or something like that, but certainly not *entirely* serious.
>
> I'm serious enough that if anyone comes forth with a legitimate claim to the prize, I will absolutely award it.
>
> Is it that outrageous? Just the marketing hook I'd get for RinkWorks is worth more than the cost of a bathtub mat plus shipping.

Yeah, but you're going to feel mighty bad when a couple of impetuous youngsters, ill-prepared for the demands of married life, rush blindly into wedlock merely for the prestige of owning that official RinkWorks bathmat. Yep, you'll be plenty full of remorse then, when it's just too late.

WON'T YOU!!!!!

Iss "what Sam hath put together, let no man....." achar