> I LOVE the dialectizer. I worship it. It gets me through each work day. Whenever I get a company-wide distributed e-mail I translate it into jive and resend it to certain co-workers. Laughter then fills the office. Keep it up.

At long last, an explanation of how one person actually uses the Dialectizer. Now, the rest of you: please explain why you like this thing. As much as I love and adore RinkWorks, I simply do not get the popularity of the Dialectizer. Perhaps some of you could enlighten me...