> Dear Sma et al.:
>
> I have tasted your beloved Mountain Dew Code Red, and have decided thusly regarding its flavor and all matters inherent therein:
>
> It tastes like the juice from a jar of maraschino cherries. Carbonated, of course. Which pretty much means it tastes just like your good old fashioned Shirley Temple.
>
> I would like to have it at my next birthday party. Along with a My Little Pony cake and princess hats instead of party hats.
>
> Your Friend,
>
> Mousie

Dear Mousie,

I have never tasted Code Red, partly based on the fact that I'm not a big fan of Mountain Dew. After reading the posts on this subject, I would like to know this: does it taste similar to Ruby Red Squirt?

Because I tasted Ruby Red Squirt one time, and that stuff was nasty.

Yours truly,

Adam Bomb