> > 4. You've heard of 3.2% beer.
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> Yeah, I realize I'm not from Ohio. But I am quite curious what the heck that is. Is it 3.2% beer and 96.8% fruit punch? Or is it beer with a 3.2% alcohol content? I'd think the latter, except that that's... astoundingly low. I'm pretty sure Kool-Aid has a higher alcohol percentage than that. ;-}

3.2% beer is commonly called "near beer" or "non-alcoholic beer".