>> So I hope somebody else wants to do it, because I want to see it.

Well, here I go, just for the heck of it. This is totally and completely off the top of my head, so we'll see what happens.

1. Darien: My husband. Wears a vest all the time. Unflappable.

2. Sam: Webmaster. Has a goofy grin. Married to Leen.

3. Leen: Loves sugar. Loves horses. Loves mudslides.

4. Dave: Hates Darien. Hates Stephen. Writes funny movie reviews.

5. Stephen: Hates Darien. Hates Dave. Mia's Huggybear.

6. Mia: A good singer. Stephen's Huggybear. Very tiny.

7. Ticia: Mia's sister. Married to Don. Has very very long hair.

8. Brunnen-G: Likes to send people weird New Zealand candy. Likes boats. Likes to make people wonder what gender she is.

9. Mousie: Has a fascination with what other people eat. A true California girl. Sexy.

10. Faux Pas: Writes an online comic. Married to Tamara. H4RDC0R3.

11. Issachar: Also H4RDC0R3. Plans to be in the ministry (unless he already is.) Very good at making Jacqueline think he's a goody-goody.

12. Famous: Owned a business. Owns a house. Knows all the words to "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go."

13. Ahmoacah: A computer whiz. Really good at Bop-it. Did sneaky things at MIT.

(Mina's note: This is getting harder than I thought! I think it'd be easier if I wasn't also trying not to reveal personal-type information.)

14. Kiki: Very poing-y. A college student. Makes us schedule RinkUnions around her and then doesn't come.

15. Liface: Once RinkChat's biggest nuisance. Teh bets ahacker evar. A hard man.

16. Morris: Likes to dress up as Marge Simpson. Thinks turkies should be cooked by burying them in the sand. Also known as eric.

17. Wolf: Really really smart. Lives in Canada. Makes very pretty wedding cards.

18. Gremlinn: Sits in RinkChat for days on end. Good at math-stuff. Always finishes new games first.

19. Howard: The oldest Rinkie. Travels a lot. Passionate about motor scooters.

And of course...

20. ME! Darien's wife, of course. Always getting hit on by Dave and Stephen. And capable of eating a whole lot of food.

Hope I don't cause too much dissent and vulgar abuse. I think we've got the insanity part down already... all in good fun, kiddies, all in good fun.

~Mina "will revise her list if she can't count herself" moon