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Re: Spoons
Posted By: Darien, on host 141.154.164.132
Date: Sunday, March 10, 2002, at 05:50:48
In Reply To: Re: Spoons posted by Brunnen-G on Saturday, March 9, 2002, at 06:03:45:

> > This must have been an interesting argument.
>
> It reminded me of the time I stayed up all night arguing about whether those extinct giant ground sloths are cooler than pandas. And the time Sam and Dave had that argument about whether a walrus was cooler than a nuclear explosion. I'd *like* to say these are both good examples of open-minded, lateral-thinking debates which stimulate the intellect and broaden one's mental horizons, but objectively I think it's more likely due to being weird. And no, I don't know how either topic of debate got started.
>
> Brunnen-"the CORRECT answer is giant ground sloths, in case you are wondering"G

What? Not a chance. Pandas are cooler, and I'll tell you why: they're scientifically classified as "specialized bears." There simply isn't anything in the world that's cooler than a specialized bear. That's a bear specifically designed and adapted by nature to do one specific thing: ninja assassinations. Giant ground sloths probably went extinct because they were all asassinated by the specialized ninja bears.

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