> > Why must my fortune cookie, instead of containing an "insightful" saying, contain a run-on sentence of pure crud?
> >
> > "Stop waiting buy that ticket now take that special trip!!!!!!" was something like the text on the paper.
> >
> > Any other "interesting" fortunes people have gotten?
>
> We need to spice up fortune cookies. They're becoming too banal. We need to introduce special "mysterious fortune cookies" that give ominous and cryptic messages such as "do not eat cookie" or "go home by a different route" to spice up people's meals.
>
> Another idea: abusive fortune cookies. That would rock.
>
> 10"If at first you do succeed, try not to look too surprised"Kan

What's so great about smashing a fortune cookie only to read something like:

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA UR ALOOS33R U SUKC AND UR ALME!!!!!! OLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL"

or

"The suckitude of your person exceeds that of any other human being whose existence I have had the discomfort of being constantly reminded of."

or even

"[long stream of profanity that in sensible text would be replaced by streams of random punctuation]"

Adam "I don't use such language anyway" Bomb