> > Not my evil bank. I took them a big jar and they said they had to be counted and rolled before I bring them in. Then the bride of Satan handed me a stack of penny wrappers.
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> What kind of bank doesn't have a coin counting/sorting machine?

An EVIL bank.

This was the bank where the person in charge actually yelled at a customer who came in exactly at noon before she had a chance to walk over to the doors and lock them for the day.

It's the PNC Bank branch over on Market Street in Clifton, if you want to avoid it.

> > My old slightly-less evil bank went ahead and counted a huge jar full of coins. It's fun to do that on payday Friday during lunch hour. You get to force dozens of people to listen to about ten minutes of incessant PLINK PLANK PLINK TINK PLITANKing sounds as the coins are sorted.

> They did that manually??

Nope, that's the sound the machine made. It was very loud.

-FP