> > 73 today. Tied the old record. Tomorrow's record is 72. Might break it.
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> > Yesterday, I rode my scooter up and down the street.
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> That reminds me....when I left school yesterday and was walking with my friend out to the student parking lot, I happened to glance at the track, which is right across the street from the lot. I saw an older gentleman riding a scooter around the track. My first thought was "Howard." And all the kids kept saying "Why is that old guy riding a scooter around the track?" and "Look at the old guy!" Highlight of their day, apparently. Kids these days...
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> The Other "He was making good time, too" Matthew

You forgot to mention what kind of scooter. Cushman maybe? There are at least 10,000 Cushman collectors in the USA and most of them are "older gentlemen." We tend to call ourselves "old coots."
How"Vespas, too"ard