ARIES
You are entering a completely new phase of your life, but it will not become apparent except in hindsight forty years from now.

I seriously doubt it. My life is the same as it was yesterday, which is the same as it was a year ago, which is the same as it was two years before that. And I don't feel like waiting forty years! I'll be half-dead by then!

June will be a favoured month in which to buy small electronic goods.

Heh. I'll keep that in mind when shopping around for a new PDA.

Be careful around zoo animals from August onwards.

Oh, I always am. Ever since I fainted from the smell at the zoo in seventh grade. In reality, that was probably from carrying a forty-pound backpack, more than half my weight at the time. But I've been careful at the zoo ever since.

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