> CAPRICORN

December 22-Jenuary 21, if I'm not mistaken. I may be.

> This year will mean some big changes for you when you discover your hitherto-unsuspected origins as a member of the royal family of a distant planet.

Oh wow... royalty. Don't worry, I won't let it go to my heads -- er, head.

> However, none of your secret powers will be any use in your current job.

Which consists entirely of being a student, and volunteering. Okay. Hey, it didn't say anything about the *next* job...

> Wearing the costume in public is a bad, bad idea.

But the neon lavender-with-pea-green-polka-dots grafsnalds go so well with my bright orange plaid ingabubbin! And my thorabdomen doesn't show all that much... ah well, if you say so...

> Your lucky craft is knitting...

Great! So if I ever do it, I should excel! I know, I'll make a zipnop cover!

> ...and your lucky appliance is the toaster.

Okay, here I have to be skeptical. Last toaster I got stuck with talked my ear off about baked goods. Drove me warnksnarble!

> Brunnen-"no money back if not entirely satisfied"G

Nyper"Ah well. I doubt you have Plandellchen Flindle, anyway."old