> Jack Chick RULES. I mean, he WOULD rule if he
> wasn't being SERIOUS. My favorite tracts
> are "Dark Dungeons" (bashing D&D by completely
> misrepresenting what it's about! How
> original!), "The Death Cookie" (mostly for the
> name, but also for it's anti-Catholic
> theme), "The Visitors" (Mormon bashing at it's
> finest!) and my new all-time
> favorite, "Angels?", which seeks to prove that
> all Rock music is the work of Satan (expressly
> naming Elvis and the Beatles as agents of
> Satan) and includes the all-time best rock
> lyrics EVER, "We're gonna ROCK ROCK ROCK! ROCK
> with the ROCK!" I swear, the guy is a lunatic.

He IS. I think it's really funny the way he blames Satan for everything. I believe in the existence of the Devil, but I don't think he created Elvis. I don't think rock music is evil (although, yes, sometimes the lyrics are anti-Christian, but that happens). I think it's absurd to say that the Nazis were backed by the Jesuits who were backed by the Catholics who were backed by the Devil. I don't know why he's so vengefully against Catholicism. Maybe he had some traumatic event with a priest once or something. Or maybe he's just completely insane.

-Eric "SATAN INVENTED AIDS!!!!!!!!!!!1111" Sleator
Thu 18 Oct A.D. 2001