I think we should get reports like kids get at school. As it stands at the moment, you don't know how you're doing with life right up until God hands out your final pass/fail grade. I think this is inefficient as well as blatantly unfair.

We should get a written report perhaps twice a year, letting us know what we're doing right, what things we can improve on, and where we stand in relation to everybody else our age in the entire world. We need to get authoritative marks out of 100 for things like our sense of humour, our attractiveness, our driving skills and our ability to make predictions about what politicians will really do if we vote for them. I think this would remove a lot of the uncertainty from life and quite frankly I'm amazed that it hasn't already been put in place.

Brunnen-"Your sarcasm is still well below its potential capacity. Please try harder next year"G