> > > > > > > > > > I'm pretty sure I said that I like my *jello* all jiggly. But I can see how you could make the mistake, what with you spending the vast majority of your intimate moments with food rather than with people.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I'll take food over my own relatives any day.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I wouldn't and haven't. Your mom's pretty hot.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Yes. It runs in our family.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > And it definitely ran away from you. Most things do.
> > > > >
> > > > > Well said.
> > > >
> > > > Why am I not surprised to see you allowing a better man to fight your fights for you?
> > >
> > > When did I let you fight my fight for me?
> >
> > See? I am 100% woman, and I'm still more man than you.
>
> With as much mass as you have, just by sheer laws of probibility you'll be more of basically anything than me. Besides thin, that is.

You're right. I'm fat.




HA!