> How could you think of giving it to anyone but me, you tree-hugging, Dave-loving, old-lady-mugging freak!?!?
>
> I am not only higher than you as the Ever-Present Effervescent Adolescent, but I am the true love of the one and only SINBAD. *sigh*.
>
> If I was to say one good thing about you, it would be about the pretty, witty, and not-too-gritty Mia. Whose love for you baffles minds like mine.
>
> Now send the VHS, at my request, to my address, and I'll grant you the wish of stealing her heart for good.
>
> fam "Give me a dime and I'll take the time to make a correspondence in terminal sounds." ous

Wow. I'm impressed. That might be the coolest post I've ever read. I don't think even *I* have ever ripped on Stephen quite that hard before. Two points!