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Re: Thoughts About the News
Posted By: Nyperold, on host
Date: Tuesday, September 18, 2001, at 06:57:40
In Reply To: Thoughts About the News posted by Darien on Tuesday, September 18, 2001, at 06:05:37:


> In lighter news, I hear from a reliable news source (I reserve the right not to say whether or not that source was the Weekly World News) that Elvis will be returning from the Beyond on this coming New Year's day. Supposedly, he'll float down from Heaven to turn people again to the Lord in preparation for the return of Christ. Hey, to quote Dudley Do-Right, "If it's in the paper, it must be true!"

LOL LOL LOL. Elvis, Elijah; hey, not that far apart! :-D

> Similarly, I hear that Bat Boy just set a new world record for number of get-well cards received. Yes, that's right, folks, Bat Boy is in the hospital. I also may or may not have gotten that tidbit from the Weekly World News.

Any from "Ball Girl"? :-D

> Dar "Film at Eleven" ien

Nyper"Spots at twelve"old