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Re: Senior Will
Posted By: koalamom, on host 4.35.16.34
Date: Thursday, September 6, 2001, at 21:28:44
In Reply To: Re: Journalism posted by Eric Sleator on Thursday, September 6, 2001, at 20:35:43:

> > this year...I don't care if they're just
> > photocopied pages we'll staple together and
> > hand out or shove in the last paper of the
> > year...there WILL be Senior Wills.
>
> What the heck's a Senior Will?
>
> -Eric Sleator
> Thu 6 Sep A.D. 2001

They go along the lines of:

"I, [insert name of senior], hereby leave my dirty P.E. clothes to [insert name of best friend's little brother who is a sophomore] because he never takes a shower anyway. I also leave [insert name of beloved/hated math teacher] all my old pencil stubs with no erasers...
and so forth. This example is pretty lame, but you get the idea. Most content seems to be either:
a) lamer even than the example
b) lewd
c) creative/poetic/poignant
d) essentially a list of friends
e) any combination of the above

koala"counting on 'C' from Den-Kara"mom

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