> One of the worst things in life is to find out that you are out of milk *after* you've poured the cereal into your bowl.
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> Fer"What do I do now?"rick

Having poured the cereal in your bowl before finding out you're out of milk is the best excuse I can think of for an all out self pitifying, Nancy-Kerrigan-whining-why-me, crying-over-not-spilt-milk-but-milk-that-isn't-even-there, call-your-mom-at-work-and-tattle, make-the-neighbors-wonder-who's-torturing-the-cat moment I can think of. Try it. You'll feel better. And your day can only get better from there.

Mou"I feel for ya"sie