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Re: Darien
Posted By: John W., on host 198.146.126.254
Date: Wednesday, October 14, 1998, at 17:46:42
In Reply To: Re: Darien posted by Darien on Tuesday, October 13, 1998, at 20:44:19:

> > Are you really some sociology major, or is this all part of some philosophical thesis you are trying to prove?
>
> Philosophy major, actually (Philosophy & Religion & Theater). This isn't expressly involved with a thesis, but it would make an interesting basis.

Um... "isn't expressly involved"? If you don't mind my asking, just what is your thesis (if you have one you're currently working on)?

[tons of postulations hit the snipping floor]

> Well... yeah. Of course it's part of my plan for world-domination. As for me and Iss being the same guy, well... have you ever seen the two of us in the same room at the same time?

According to my closest guesses, you are either:
1082.3 miles,
1065.5 miles, or
1063.1 miles away from me, depending on what University you are currently attending (which probably gives you enough information to get a triangluation on me), but the important thing to remember in this paragraph is that it would be extremely difficult for me to see the two of you together in the same room at the same time with my own two eyes.

> Oh, and just a technical note - when I do take over the world, it won't be hostile. You probably won't even notice, actually. :-}

So, um, if you've already taken over the world, then I _still_ won't notice it? And why would you want to control the world if you probably won't change a thing?

> (Oh, and, just so you know - the black helicopters will be coming for you shortly).
>
> dkd1

AAHHHHRRGGHH!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Not... Not... Gr... Gr... Gra... Grv- Gry- GRAVY!! AAAHHHHH!!! [pathetic remnant of a mind drifts away into the ether...]