Anybody have any ideas?

Ideas? Oh yes, all the time. But I wouldn't be any good at suggesting a name for someone else.
One idea I had recently was to change my own name. I thought of shortening it to Ward, but then people would think I was Beaver's daddy. I thought of using Ho, which is what my Mom sometimes called me. She learned it from my kid sister, who couldn't handle but one syllable at a time when she was a tot. I looked at drawoH, but I think that has been done. I even considered using my father's name, but we already have a Julian on RinkWorks. I even thought of using Jpestf which is Howard when you get all your fingers one key to the right of where they should be. Or I could always use my real first time...
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