Why is it that celebrities always choose such stupid names for their kids? (By the way, I've just realised I hate the words "celebrity" and "kids".) It seems that to make a name for themselves in the world, they have to call their child something really obtuse and weird. When David Duchovny was expecting a child (not himself, obviously) he gave several interviews in which he said that he was contemplating names like "Man at Bar Duchovny" or "Hooker Duchovny"! What is the world coming to? And what was Madonna's child called? Erm, actually, I can't remember, but I think it was pretty silly. Sigh. What a mad world we live in.

Phil-"Mad's when you froth at the mouth. Insane is when you froth at the brain"-bee