In the absence of Things People Said...

"Idiots shouldn't blame the media for their behaviour"
--Birmingham Weekly, 27 July 2000, Alabama

"Hampster traps runaway snake"
--Daily Express, 2 August 2000, UK

"Firemen act as anteater gynocologists"
--Daily Telegraph, 7 August 2000, UK

"Strawberry in stable condition after cancer surgery"
--New Orleans Metrofax News, 8 August 2000, Louisiana

"The Kevins exist, but are hardly typical"
--Guardian, 15 August 2000, UK

"New York law requires that ciggarettes be made 'fire-safe'"
--Minniapolis Star Tribune, 18 August 2000

"She stole my heart, then gave me her kidney"
--News of the World, 20 August 2000, UK