> Of *course* we need to take over the third world nations!

I think you're being too soft. It's clear they're a bunch of godless degenerates, or why else would they be stuck in their respective hellholes? Taking them over would merely allow their cancerous brand of moral indecency and general stupidity to infiltrate our borders.

Their is only one answer I find acceptable: the complete and utter decimation of any such peoples via the use of nuclear weapons. I say we establish orbital missle platforms ASAP to deal with the scum.

Ste "It's the only way to be sure" phen