> This proved to be fun (for me) in chat, so I thought I'd bring it into the Forum and see what people come up with. Here are a few examples, as a starter:

> Iss "badvertising" achar

Duracel - Lasts as long as!
QWest - We dare you to pronounce our name
Nike - Just buy it.
Uncle Ben's Rice - Our rice contains pheromones.
Xerox - The document document document document document company
Snapple - Made from the best stuff we can afford.
Dairy Queen - We treat you as we would have you treat us.
Dairy Queen - Hot Food, Cold Food
Microsoft - Are you sure you want to go today?
George Bush, Jr. - No children is going to be left behind.
Al Gore, Jr. - Robots don't sigh.
Kleenex - The world's most popular make-up remover
AOL - So restrictive and domineering, no wonder it's #1!
MasterCard - Some things Visa can't buy, so use MasterCard.

gabby - that one guy