> This proved to be fun (for me) in chat, so I thought I'd bring it into the Forum and see what people come up with.

Klondike Ice Cream Bars: How much will you embarass yourself for ice cream?

Brinks Home Security: We will make all of your walls look like they came from "The Matrix."

Parkay: Louder than butter.

I Can't Believe It's Not Butter: Free Fabio in every package!

Star-Kist Tuna: Do you like the cute little fish with the beret? He's tasty, too!

Burger King: Buy the sandwiches and we'll stop playing the 70s music.

Wendy's: Buy the sandwiches and we'll stop letting Dave Thomas get roles in sitcoms.

ADT Home Security: Crime is *everywhere.* Live in fear.

Taco Bell: Like, dig this, yappy dog! We'll handle the creepy villain angle on this network!