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Re: Funny Things:
Posted By: Calvin, on host 205.188.198.183
Date: Sunday, March 11, 2001, at 18:39:34
In Reply To: Re: Funny Things: posted by Howard on Sunday, March 11, 2001, at 16:49:09:

> > > > > Here are a list of things that I can think of or
> > > > > have been told that automatically are funny, its
> > > > > doesn't matter what , or how you use these words
> > > > > it naturally is funny:
> > > > > Wet Fish.
> > > > > Monkey Teeth
> > > > > Bean(s)
> > > > > wet noodles.
> > > > > Boop(s)
> > > > > Pooh
> > > > > wha
> > > > > Egg
> > > > > Clock
> > > > > Bop
> > > > > Thwack
> > > > > Flounder
> > > > >
> > > > > I'll add more to the list if I can think of
> > > > > anymore by replying, you should too.
> > > > > to prove itb works i will give you an example :
> > > > > Ognot01 thwacks Pooh in the Bean with a wet
> > > > fish,
> > > > > or
> > > > > Ognot01 signs her name with a Multi-colored
> > > > > Flounder
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Here is what the cartoon "Dilbert" said were the
> > > > funniest words in the world :
> > > >
> > > > Weasel
> > > > Chainsaw
> > > > Prune
> > > > and any reference to "gilligan's Island"
> > >
> > > Ah heck. Dilbert doesn't know doodly about funny words. The funniest words are the names of towns and cities in the Untied States. Like:
> > > Seattle, Walla Walla, Bangor, Hazard, Chattanooga,
> > > Albequerquie(I'm not going to bother to check spelling. They might be funnier this way.)Kennesaw, Lascassas, Pittsburgh, Tallahassee, Turtletown, Oxnard, Kennebunk Port, Newport News, Boca Raton, Truth or Consequences, Lubbock, Solvang, Pigeon Forge, Pumpkin Center et.al.
> > > I'm still looking for towns named Ocean View, Kansas and Mountain View, Florida.
> > > Howard
> >
> >
> > What about Baton Rouge?
> >
> > Qua "I like the idea of a town called Red Stick" rtz
> > ~~*Q*~~
>
> Yeah, I like Baton Rouge. I don't know how I overlooked it. Some towns have even funnier names when they are translated to English. Boca Raton, for another example.
> Howard

Back when I used to ride the Long Island Railroad train many years ago, I used to laugh my head off when I heard the conductor call off such names as Islip, Patchogue and Riverhead. I don't know how they came up with some of these names, really.
Calvin

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