I read Melanie's post about dreams and that reminded me of a VERY, VERY strange one I had the other day. If reading about bizarre dreams bothers you, turn back now.

To start with, my family used to take long car drives across the country (which me and my sister mostly HATED), but we don't so it so much anymore. For some reason though, at the beginning of my dream, me and my sister (just us, our parents weren't there) were taking a car drive. My sister's 17, so she COULD drive, but in real life she doesn't know how. But she was driving in the dream.

Anyway, we stopped to strech our legs for a while, and parked by this Pratical Joke Supply Store (really). We went inside, and Pierce Brosnan was watching the cash register (LOL). He was even wearing his 007 tuxedo. He signed autographs for us. At least he did for me, I don't think my sister got anything. He insisted we call him Pierce and gave me not one but two autographs: One, he signed Pierce Brosnan on a piece of paper, and James Bond on the other side (and for some reason I thought that was terribly, terribly witty), and Two, he signed his name on a black plastic ruler I own with a silver gel pen. Which would seem kind of hard, because this ruler's got a lot of holes and stuff in it, but he didn't seem to have a problem.

Anyway, then I went upstairs, and Bill Murray was up there (and no, I don't know what he was doing. Getting comedian supplies, perhaps?). Anyway, I found the bathroom and went in, but since it was a Practical Joke store, the bathroom was all rigged. Ick.

Somehow I managed to fix the bathroom so it would work right, then went back downstairs, and me and my sister went back to the car. Pierce Brosnan ran out after us and shouted something at me, but I couldn't understand him so I just smiled and said "Oh." very politely.

Then I woke up. I think the reason I couldn't hear was Pierce Brosnan was saying was because I was half awake.

But whatever. I hope you had a few chuckes at my subconscious's expense.

Qua "I can't believe I just wrote all that and embarrassed myself" rtz
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