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Re: cat story
Posted By: Howard, on host 209.86.36.95
Date: Friday, February 16, 2001, at 18:14:05
In Reply To: cat story posted by Howard on Friday, February 16, 2001, at 18:04:27:

> My daughter has a wierd little cat that is about 12 years old. She(the cat, not my daughter)tends to circle when she's hungry. She squalls and rubs against legs a lot, but in between she paces in a circle. The circle is about three feet in diameter and she always circles counter clockwise.* If I ever learn to speak cat, I'm going to ask her why.
> Howard
> *European version: The circle is about one meter in diameter and she always circles anti-clockwise.
> Howard

Redneck version:
Mah dotter has a wierd li'l houn'cat thet is about 12 years old, cuss it all t' tarnation. She(th' cat, not mah dotter)tends t'circle when she's hungry. She squalls an' rubs aginst laigs a lot, but in betwixt she paces in a circle. Th' circle is 'bout three feet in diameter an' she allus circles counter clockwise.* Eff'n ah evah larn t'speak cat, ah's a-gonna ax her whuffo'.

Howard