> Didn't you know that pens are only the larval stage? They metamorphose into those wire coat hangers...

No, no, it wasn't pens, was it? Wasn't it safety pins that turned into clothes hangers?

No, really - it was from the SF (ahem, "science fiction") story with the two guys that had the bicycle shop, the bike that repaired itself, and the metamorphosizing household objects, right? Wasn't it safety pins? I only half-remember it from somewhere. Nuts.

> ding"never enough pens in the house"dong

-Fob"will be trying to remember title, author, and where she read this all day now"ulis