> > I've also managed to button several shirts so
> > that every button was in the buttonhole that
> > was supposed to be below it. I couldn't figure
> > out why one side of the shirt tail was so much
> > longer than the other; then someone mentioned
> > that I had the shirt buttoned wrong, and I said
> > something to the effect of, "Oh."
>
> I've done that, too.

Not only have I done that, I was in the marching band picture (labeled as band captain, no less) with my band jacket buttoned wrong (fortunately, the pictures were reduced so much in the yearbook no one could tell).

But worse that that is the time I went all day with my shirt on inside-out *and* backwards - yes, tag sticking out below my neck - and no one told me. I didn't realize it until I changed into my pajamas that night.

> -eric "I forget the names of people I've seen and talked to every week for the past twelve or thirteen years" sleator
> Sun 11 Feb A.D. 2001

Yep. And there is just no graceful way to ask "hey, by the way, what's your name?" of someone who obviously expects you to know him. (I ask anyway. It's just not graceful.)

-Fob"has a four-foot-long glittery cord and about five large keychains attached to her keys so she won't lose them, because otherwise she has to call Public Safety at 1:30 am to let her in"ulis