I once set out on the road to success.
I got a ticket.
Then I set out on the road to happiness.
I got a pie in the face.
Then I set out on the road to security.
They locked me up. (Ah! Security!)
When I set out on The Road to Morocco, I found out that Hope and Crosby had already beaten me to it.
Next I found a get-rich-quick scheme. I knew that with my track record, I would get rich slowly, but at least I would be rich. I got poor quick.
I'm not a loser. I just have trouble getting into the game.
Cheer up, Travis. Sometimes my posts get deleted too.
Howard