> > > > Stairway to Heaven is OK and all...
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> > > > Don "Stairway to Heaven...Monkey
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> > > What is it about Stairway to Heaven...
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> ...sales clerk stops him and points out a sign that says "NO Stairway to Heaven".
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> Okay, will somebody please point me towards a sound clip of this song? Everyone is talking about it, but I can't for the life of me hear it in my mind. If it's really that popular, I must have heard it before, but I sure can't match a tune up with the name.
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> Gri"Flummoxed on the Stairway"shny

I can't point you to a sound file, but I can give you the opening lyrics, to see if that helps...

There's a lady who knows,
All that glitters is gold,
And she's buying a stairway
To Heaven.

Ugh. I can't remember any more than that off hand, and I'm not even sure about what I have there. (I THINK the reversal of the "all that glitters is not gold" saying is in there and intentional.) Maybe I should stop trying to quote songs I haven't heard in years...

Don "Not as useful as he would like to be" Monkey