Once upon a time a genius scientist, a boy scout, and a priest went on a plane. When they were about 3,000 feet up they had trouble and were going to crash. There was 4, including the pilot. And they only had 3 parachutes.
"Well," the genius scientist said, "I'm a genius, and the world needs my genius, so I'll have to take a parachute." He put one on and jumped out of the plane.
"I have a wife and three kids, so I need a parachute." said the pilot. He put one on and jumped out of the plane.
The priest turned to the boy scout. "Son, I've lived a good life, so you can take the last parachute."
"But sir," the boy scout said, "There's two more parachutes. The genius scientist just took my knapsack."

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