> I don't have what you're describing, but I do have a weird growth pattern just under my jaw on the right side of my face. The hair there actually grows in a swirl pattern. It's not visible unless I go a while without shaving...which is rare.
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> Basically, it looks like a miniature hurricane.
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> Kel"freak of nature"ly

Hmm... Yes, yes... That sounds right. Since Faux Pas and I do not grow any hair there, it does not show up for us, but I suspect that our directional tendency towards that part of the face is really an extension of your hurricane pattern. Our "pull" towards that direction is due to the low pressure forces of the swirling hurricane drawing the hair in that direction. Even when the hurricane has not been grown in, these forces exist.

Boy, that sounds kind of dumb, doesn't it?

Don "Seeking corroboration" Monkey