> Your problem is, you just havne't learned how to eat it properly. You gotta get your face right down next to the pasta. Then you make minimal use of the fork, just enough to get one end of the noodles in your mouth. Then slurp it up!
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> Follow this advice and you'll never get tomato sauce on your shirt again.
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> Gri"bad manners advocate"shny

Reminds me of the children's game, the Chocolate Cake Eating Contest. The winner is the one to first eat a slice of mudcake, using only their mouth (no fingers, and definitely no cutlery).

-Zo"It's fun, really!"e