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Re: More stupid commercials
Posted By: Liface, on host 206.58.84.13
Date: Thursday, February 1, 2001, at 20:11:08
In Reply To: More stupid commercials posted by Ferrick on Thursday, February 1, 2001, at 11:16:45:

> Well, the latest Taco Bell commercial is driving me. First of all, it is being aired incessantly. Last night, we changed the channel every time it came on. At one point, it was playing on two channels at the same time so we couldn't get away from it.
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> If you haven't seen it, it is for a Crunchy-Gooey something or other. Three big guys are sitting at a table and as each of them takes a bite, they but their elbows on the table, thus creating the beat of, *thump* *thump* *CRUNCH*. It is the same tempo as Queen's, "We Will Rock You." Now, it isn't so bad up to this point, but when the three guys sing out, "We will, we will..." a girl at the next table finishes the song by singing, "Stop doing that." First off, it took me forever to figure out what she was saying. Second, once I did figure it out, I realized that it was a DUMB LINE! Why? Anyone familiar with the Queen song will know that the it doesn't fit with "Rock You." Why doesn't she say, "Stop that"? They add two syllables! Pathetic! At least stick to how the song originally sounded when you change the words.
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> Ok, that's my rant. In a nutshell, that is all that is wrong with the world right now. I'm scared.
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> Fer"must get Taco Bell for lunch today"rick

Are you kidding? THAT COMMERCIAL RULES! It's what the public has always wanted.

And I love the line at the end. It's funny. And it's not funny.

Alright, i changed my mind. that commercial SUCKS. And because of it, I'm BLACKBALLING all of you and LEAVING RINKWORKS FOREVER.