> > > > You type with your tongue?
> > >
> > > Only when my hands are busy eating, I guess.
> >
> > Didn't your mother ever tell you not to type with your tongue with your mouth full?
>
> I think mine did, but I was too distracted by the little bits of cracker coming out of her mouth onto the keyboard.


And then the pieces get stuck in the keys, making it difficult to type, thus accounting for my inability to make myself clear! Ta da! What a perfect explanation! Next time I'm incoherent, I'll just say "Blame not me, but my mother's eating habits" or something. Yeah!

-flying"It was the Saltines! I swear!"cats