> > > See above, it isn't that he has warped light rays or anything, the laws of physics just don't applie to vampire reflections. Makes you wonder how Dracula's hair always looks so good.
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> Hunchbacked servants. You don't see any lower-middle-class vampires. Although maybe the only reason for that is they all stay home because they're ashamed of being scruffy and unshaven.

But what about the 'I'm-moody-because-I'm-a-vampire-but-I-don't-wanna -be-so-I'll-be-a-dark-broody-Batman-wanna-be-superhero' vampires like Angle and guy from that Cop/Vampire show from the mid-90's. They live alone, no servants or nothing, and they always have flawless hair.

Speed'I vant to suck your bloood'ball