> > > > Would you lie to us?
> > >
> > > *singing*
> > >
> > > WOULD YOU LIE TO US?
> > > WOULD YOU LIE TO US, HOWARD?
> > > NOW WOULD YOU SAY SOMETHIN' THAT WASN'T TRUE?
> > > WE'RE ASKING YOU, HOWARD, WOULD YOU LIEEEEEEEE TO US?
> > >
> > > ~Den-"my take on a classic Eurythmics song"Kara
> >
> > Well, yes, I would. I also write fiction.
> > Howard
>
> Come to think of it, most of my fiction is written in the first person. That comes natural to a teller-of-tall-tales, but this was just a story. Fiction. I would never try to pick up a beautiful woman on a plane. My wife would kill me.

I was expecting the beautiful woman would turn out to BE your wife. Well, it would explain why you got seats next to each other. But once the conversation got underway, it shot that theory out of the water.